Prince Harry left audiobook listeners cringe after hearing the details of a TMI story about him applying cream ‘out there’ – and how it reminded him of his late mother.
A clip of his explosive memoir “Spare” is making the rounds on social media, leaving people horrified.
Harry, 38, remembers applying Elizabeth Arden cream to help his frozen penis which “hovered between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized” in 2011 during a trip to the North Pole.
After a friend recommended the cream as a home remedy, the royal recalled that Princess Diana had used the same cream for her lips.
My mom used it on her lips. You want me to put this on my todger? he asked.
After being reassured by his friend, he decided to go all the way.
“I found the tube and the minute I opened it, the smell transported me back in time,” he says in the book. “It was like my mom was right there in the room, and I took a pinch and applied it there.”
The Duke of Sussex can be heard pausing briefly before saying “over there” in a slightly deeper voice.
Shocked listeners couldn’t believe what they were hearing.
“PS NO mother wants to be ‘right there in the room’ when applying the 8 o’clock cream ahem ‘over there’ someone tweeted.
“This just ruined my day,” one person said.
“The Break Before ‘Over There'”, actor Adam Busch responded.
‘Princess Di’s spirit came out when she was needed most,’ someone said joked.
“I have never wanted to be the cream of Elizabeth Arden so much in all my life”, another said.
“Okay but when is the film adaptation of this chapter only”, a person tweeted.
WTF WILL I HEAR. MY PEEN AND MY MOTHER’S LIPS IN THE SAME SENTENCE. BRO I AM SENT,” a disturbed listener said.
“Diana, I’m so sorry Charles raised them like that girl,” another joked.
“…we don’t have to share *all* what we’re going through”, someone said.
“Poor guy hasn’t been able to speak his truth since he was born and now he’s letting it go but bb boy… I promise some things can be kept to you,” another no one tweeted.
“All I hear is Elizabeth Hard-on cream,” one underline.
“Freud has just come out of his grave to buy a copy”, someone joked.
Coincidentally, Elizabeth Arden tweeted promoting her hyaluronic acid product, saying it was beneficial for the “coldest months” – which people saw as Prince Harry’s brand of lag.
“You’ve heard all the buzz about plumping hyaluronic acid, but did you know it’s extremely helpful in the colder months?” the brand tweeted.
However, the tweet was posted on Monday, just a day before the book, although it mistakenly sold out early in Spain and was released on Tuesday.
“Can you confirm if this will help with a freezer togger?? Prince Harry says yes? one person responded.
“NOT SUCH A THING AS BAD PUBLICITY, AIGHT,” another said.
“Elizabeth Arden is dragging #PrinceHarry”, someone tweeted.
This isn’t the first time Prince Harry has been mocked for his frozen penis.
When it was first revealed that he had suffered a frozen “todger” during a trip to the North Pole in 2011, the internet went into a frenzy.
Prince Harry has done a lot of explosive revelations in the book, including the story of how he lost her virginityto buy discounted clothing at TK Maxx and enter physical altercations With his brother.
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